Amazing Thought

While browisngthe net came across this interesting piece of writing. This poem was nominated Poem of 2005 for the best poem , written by an African kid………amazing thought!!!

When I born, I Black,
When I grow up, I Black,
When I go in Sun, I Black,
When I scared, I Black,

When I sick, I Black,
And when I die, I still black..

Black & White

And you White fella,
When you born, you Pink,
When you grow up, you White,
When you go in Sun, you Red,
When you cold, you Blue,
When you scared, you Yellow,

When you sick, you Green,
And when you die, you Gray..
And you calling me Colored??

iPhone – Live Demo

iPhone combines three products — a revolutionary mobile phone, a widescreen iPod with touch controls, and a breakthrough Internet communications device with desktop-class email, web browsing, maps, and searching — into one small and lightweight handheld device. iPhone also introduces an entirely new user interface based on a large multi-touch display and pioneering new software, letting you control everything with just your fingers. It is supposed to usher in an era of software power and sophistication never before seen in a mobile device, completely redefining what you can do on a mobile phone.

Yes, we all have read and heard about it but here is the live demo of THE PHONE:

Real cool phone to have !!!

Hey I promise to be a good girl this year, so do I hear someone (I promise no pulling legs, laughing at all your PJs, however stupid and senseless they be, ooops..I take back my words) ready to gift it to me for Christmas, oh Christmas is too far off how about my B’day!! 😉

If You Love Someone……….

Well, I have always believed and still do believe that if you love someone set them free….love is like sand..the more you try to tighten your grip it will slip away at a greater rate…and ultimately you will be left with nothing in your palm except a few grains in the form of memories. OK….enough of this serious talk…actually this old quote goes something like this:

If you love someone, set them free.
If they come back they’re yours;
If they don’t they never were.
However, in today’s world, this quote finds its own MODERN VERSIONS depending on the kind of people you are:

Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
Don’t worry, she will come back .
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she doesn’t come back within some time forget her.

Patient:
If you love someone, set her free ..
If she doesn’t come back,
continue to wait until she comes back …

Playful
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat …

C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she = new CShe;
Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom

Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She’ll evolve.

Statisticians :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high
If she doesn’t, your relation was improbable
anyway.

Schwarzenegger’s fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE’LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person :
If you love someone
don’t set her free.

MBA :
If you love someone set her free instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously

Psychologist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn’t come back her id is supreme
If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.

Somnambulist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back it’s a nightmare
If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming

So people which category do you belong to?? Me am a romantic at heart so I still believe in the original quote!!!

How to Catch a Lion and….Then Kill It!!

Had got this mail long time back about how to catch alion…by differnt methods..but today got a follow-up of it….how to kill the lion after catching it. Many of you must have already read it before, but still worth laughing a second time:

LionHow to Catch a Lion

Newton’s Method:
Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.Implies you caught the lion

Einstein’s Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

Schrodinger Method:
At any given moment, there is a positive probability that lion to be in the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait.

Inverse Transformation Method:
Place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion. Lion is in and you are out.

Thermodynamic Procedure:
We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows everything to pass through except lions. Then sweep the entire forest with it.

Integration Differential Method:
Integrate the forest over the entire area. The lion is some where in the result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t lion to trace out the lion

Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

Indian Police Method:
catch any animal and interrogate it to accept that its a Lion.

FRUSTRATED ???

Now lets KILL the lion…

Rajnikanth Method:
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

Ramarajan Method (some Tamil actor):
Remove the make-up and put it over lion. The lion will die notwithstanding that heavy weight.

Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it’s sleeping !

Manirathnam Method (director):
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted.Keep murmuring something in its ears. The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

Karan Johar Method (director):
Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in to t he forest,followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness(third) into the forest. You don’t understand right…ok….read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont !

Yash Chopra method (director):
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.

Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Rahul dravid method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u. You bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.

Menaka Gandhi method:
Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.

George bush method:
Link the lion with Osama Bin Laden and shoot him.

Love Quotes for Valentine’s Day

I am among those people who don’t believe in the notion of Valentine’s Day..C’mon if you love someone you love them everyday and not a particular day and and make them feel special that too a day invented by some cards company to promote their business!! But I am a sucker for the lovely cute love quotes and have collection of those and here are a few of my favorites.

Hearts

We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

Hearts

The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree, but still hold hands.

Hearts

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with a person, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

Hearts

You don’t have to love in words, because even through the silences love is always heard.

Hearts

Distance, it is a test of love, many will fail, but for those who can withstand it have the answer: true love.

Hearts

Find the one you can be yourself in front of, you can say anything to, you can laugh, you can smile, you can cry, scream, kiss, and hug. Y’all can fight, make up at the end of the night and he’d still be crazy about you!

Hearts

Miles mean nothing when you are in love, and love means everything when you are miles apart.

Hearts

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with a person, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

Hearts

If I had to choose whether to breathe or to love you,  I would use my last breath to tell you that… I love you.

Hearts

When you are in Love you can’t fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams.

Love

And what I truly believe in is “Love isn’t just for Valentine’s Day. Love should be nurtured every single day, in small meaningful ways. That is how to create a relationship that lasts throughout time.”

I Love You

Lyrics of “Kuch Is Tarah” – Atif Aslam

Thought would not rite another post about Atif‘s album Doorie…but guess what my stats show that people searching for the lyrics of “Kuch Is Tarah”are coming to my site. So to help out these poor souls I had to post this. So there you go people..be happy…here are the lyrics, but first you would definitely like to give the song one hearing. It doesn’t have a video as of now..but here is the song followed by the lyrics.

Song: Kuch Is Tarah

Album: Doorie

Talking of “Kuch Is Tarah”..it is also very affectionate song, it just beautifully expresses your feelings and care for the one you love…. and want to be with always, emphasising how the pain of your loved ones cause more pain and how you could do anything to relieve them of their pain and misery…..and Atif’s voice makes it doubly soulful.

Lyrics of “Kuch Is Tarah”

Kuch is tarah teri palkein meri palkon se mila de
Aansoo tere saare meri palkon pe sajaa de

Kuch is tarah teri palkein meri palkon se mila de
Aansoo tere saare meri palkon pe sajaa de

Tu har ghadi har waqt mere saath raha hai
Haan yeh jism kabhi door kabhi paas raha hai
Jo bhi gham hain yeh tere unhein tu mera pataa de

Kuch is tarah teri palkein meri palkon se mila de
Aansoo tere saare meri palkon pe sajaa de

Mujhko toh tere chehre pe yeh ghum nahin janchta
Jaayiz nahin lagta mujhe ghum se tera rishta
Sun meri ghuzarish ise chehre se hataa se
Sun meri ghuzarish ise chehre se hataa se

Kuch is tarah teri palkein meri palkon se mila de
Aansoo tere saare meri palkon pe sajaa de