PJs

Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home ….. why ???
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because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)

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Rahul Gandhi: mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi…….. ………. ……… ……… ……!!

Sonia Gandhi: kyun beta???????? ????????

Rahul Gandhi: har taraf toh likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do!

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Who made Ganesh to Anesh…????

ThinK……

Think……

okay…..

” KAILASH KHER ”

Tere naam se “G” loon….

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Agar Aap 90 Baar Paap Karoge To Keval 45 Baar Hi Pakde Jaoge……Batao Kyu????

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Sin 90=Cot 45

Why are Indian husbands called “MADE OF SILVER”

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Why are American husbands called “MADE OF GOLD”

Socho

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Thoda sur Socho

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Socho Socho…..

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Nahi Aata

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Indian wives call their husband “A g” ( Scientific Symbol for Silver)

American wives call their husband “A u” ( Scientific Symbol for Gold)